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Chapter 1: The Official Start of the New and Revised Misc Practice's Longest Text Ever!
Checking out Serbian Wikipedia
Before I start talking about this, I want you to check out my YouTube channel called Misc Practice! Tons of amazing content! Now, you, the reader of this Longest Text Ever will finally go into the topic. Today I checked out the Serbian Wikipedia and the layout was super different from my English Wikipedia. Did you know I paint?
Chapter 2: Elvis Presley, Do You Sing Suspiciously?
Nothing interesting
Okay, right now is boring. We do NOT have any interesting stuff for now. Now, I will end this section and I promise, whenever there is big news in my house, I will update you on it. So, I will end this by saying, goodbye! (This is not the end of the Longest Text Ever, actually.) P.S. If you were wondering what the name of the previous section was in base 10 (also known as normal numbering), it is 46596104761239. So, goodbye again! (There are no results for that number (46596104761239) yet.)
Clouds
Okay, that heading was a little bit too long. But I do not have any problems with that, because THIS is supposed to be long. After all, this is the Longest Text Ever! We have lightning today. It also happened yesterday, actually.
The tiny vampires
"No more stinking fun at all" was the sentence said by an actor in the Betty Ford Center in the Simpsons episode. That song is super catchy. Anyway, mosquitoes (also known as the tiny vampires) keep biting us SO fast. P.S. The lightning is very humongous. I saw some big lightning just now. Speaking of vampires, I present to you...
Chapter 3: Five Pints of Blood
The Vampire Game
...the next chapter! I am playing this new game on the web. I heard about it from Flaming Chicken. Here: https://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=Misc. Man, that was exhausting. My rank is "Leech" because I drank five pints of blood so far. Yep, I just started playing today. Hello! I forgot to say goodbye. Now, "Creature of the Night" is my rank now because I drank twenty pints of blood. I was super lucky recently because I found three humans standing in a horizontal line to the right. A human equals three points of blood, so I drank the three humans' blood and I got nine pints. It leveled me up to the "Creature of the Night" rank! Also, I drank a Grave Guard's blood. He had eight hundred and twenty-three pints of blood, but I drank one pint, so he had eight hundred and twenty-two pints of blood after I drank that one pint. Goodbye for this edit!
Then New York came along
Yes, it's one of those boring times. On other news, happy 400th birthday to New Amsterdam! Yay, an interesting thing! Even my watch found it interesting that it buzzed to me this article when I was typing "Yes, it's one of those boring times."! New Amsterdam later became New York. The island of Manhattan was stolen from an Indigenous tribe called the Lenape. For the record, it is Sunday, May 5th, 2024 at 8:01 pm, and I am at 44% battery (which does not really matter, but lengthens this paragraph, so I'll add it in, anyway.). Bye until the next time I edit this page, which will probably be in a long time!
Long Time
Well, it's been two months and eleven days since I last edited this Longest Text Ever, and I have nothing to say right now. I'll probably add something interesting here in another two months and eleven days. Hold on, it just got interesting! I accidentally deleted two thousand characters of this Longest Text Ever when publishing this edit, so I had to put those two thousand characters there again. I have no idea how I accidentally managed to delete that section of this Longest Text Ever. That's it for this section, so I'll see you next time I edit this page!
Chapter 4: The Fourth Chapter
Way more than two months and eleven days
Okay, I know that chapter title is unoriginal. It's literally self-referential. Last time I edited this it was on July 20th, 2024. Now the date is November 18th, 2024. The duration between those two periods was way more than two months and eleven days, as mentioned in the title of this section. It was actually one hundred and twenty-one days, or about three months and twenty-nine days. I should probably update this more frequently. I do not know why, but for some reason I only edit during the most uninteresting times. Or maybe that is just the way I think. Maybe I should just use less or no contractions while writing this Longest a (sic) text Ever, as that will lengthen it. Actually, that contraction "rule" is kind of interesting. So yeah. I hope I remember to edit this tomorrow but not at 11:41 PM before I sleep. Goodbye!
Singing parrot videos and books
Okay, finally, I'm editing and I finally got something interesting for you. It's a book. But before I tell you about the book, I just watched two funny videos of singing parrots. Wait, I got another video of a talking parrot saying the names of objects. And this parrot is bobbing to a song, and this parrot is chirping and talking. This parrot is jumping and dancing. Anyways, I have a Guinness World Records book from 1999. I have a miniature poodle called Cody, but in this book it says that Chanda-Leah, who is a toy poodle, can perform more than three hundred tricks! It also shows me a sport called catflexing which incorporates cats, two cats named Phet and Ploy who were married, the richest cat called Blackie who inherited 15 million dollars from his owner (Ben Rea)'s will, and the fattest cat (named Kato). By the way, it is November 19th, 2024 at 10:24 pm. I might follow up today, or tomorrow, if I remember to. Well, I hope so. Bye bye until I find something to talk about, which could be today or tomorrow as previously mentioned!
Chapter 4, Section 3
Today is November 20th, 2024. It is currently 5:40 pm. Sayonara, until I edit this long page again, which might be sometime today or sometime tomorrow, which I said because I want to lengthen this page because it's the Longest Text Ever, also known (or abbreviated) as an LTE!
Chapter 5: Han Bao Bao
Chapter Title Explanation
Today is Friday, November 22nd, 2024. First of all, I am sorry that I forgot to write on the day of November 21st, 2024. I'm pretty sure I was busy and stuff. To explain the chapter title, it's the word for hamburger in Chinese (which my family is learning from Duolingo along with multiple languages).
On Another Wiki: Biggest Wikia is closed?
It is 11:06 am on Saturday, March 29th, 2025. I checked out Biggest Wikia and, instead of the familiar Main Page, I got a different page to see that announced: it is closed. I downloaded the contents onto my device as an 7zip, and I will surf through the thousands of pages archived on it after I finish writing this section. I checked it on my User Activity at Fandom and I had 2,067 edits on Biggest Wikia. Now, I have copied this into one of my wikis called the Misc Practice Wiki. I probably should do it somewhere else next Longest Text Ever like Neocities. So, time to end this section! Goodbye until I edit again!
The year is 2026 now
So, today is Saturday, April 11th, 2026, and it seems like I am editing this Longest Text Ever again. My interest in this Longest Text Ever has waned, but I think I might edit this Longest Text Ever sporadically every few months. Well, it seems that nothing is happening now, so I might update this or I might not later. The Fandom page here is the main one and will be the first to update, and then my Neocities page (the copy and the back up) will update later, in case there is a live sports event and I am talking about it as it is being live-streamed (or broadcasted). I guess I will end this for now, until I edit again. Goodbye!
Chapter 6: The First Chapter of Misc Practice’s Longest Text Ever, Which Was Made in the Year Two Thousand and Twenty Six, and the Sixth Chapter Overall
What a long chapter title name!
This new chapter title name (this chapter which I just started today) will make up for how short this section is. I have nothing to talk about since it is 11:25 pm on Sunday, April 12th, 2026. Well, actually, one thing, and that is I still think it is 2025. Time passes fast! This edit was sooner than I expected (based on last section, which was also the last section of Chapter 5). Well, goodbye until I edit this Longest Text Ever again (I do not know when! That rhymed! To continue, I do not know when I will edit this again!). P.S. Well, not We’ll.
That was fast!
After linking my Longest Text Ever to my Main Page, I checked my Neocities page for a couple of days, then a couple of hours ago (as of writing this, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 at 6:54 pm), I saw that the user longesttextever is following me! I then saw that they updated their webpage (a list of all known Longest Text Evers) to include my Longest Text Ever (at the bottom though, since it has about eight thousand characters). So, well, it seems that I might edit my (or this) Longest Text Ever everyday, so goodbye until I edit this Longest Text Ever again!
The section that is about decoding the number 46,596,104,761,239 (mentioned previously in the section "Nothing interesting," which is in the second chapter of this Longest Text Ever...continued in the text below)
Hello, I am back editing this Longest Text Ever again. To continue the heading of this section: (the chapter that mentions Elvis Presley in its title, in fact, "Elvis Presley" are the first two words of that chapter's title). Anyways, that number was mentioned previously, but it does not seem to decode to anything in other bases (just random gibberish, however, the base 36 one stated with GILY...). It is currently 12:22 pm on Wednesday, April 15th, 2026. Well, it seems like I have nothing to talk about right now (expect for what I talked about in this section of my Longest Text Ever)...so, goodbye!
Chapter 7: The Title of the Seventh Chapter
The Title of the First Section of the Seventh Chapter
Okay, I know that these are unoriginal titles, but it is 11:24 pm, so I am about to go to bed. Today is a Thursday, specifically, Thursday, April 16th, 2026. It is 11:25 pm now. Wait, a minute has passed, so it is now 11:26 pm. Nothing interesting is happening right now, since it is 11:27 pm (it seems like another minute has passed). Okay, well, goodbye, and it seems like I am going to edit this Longest Text Ever every day! I promised earlier in this Longest Text Ever that if there is ever big news in our house, then I will update this Longest Text Ever with this news (I add to that promise right now, 11:28 pm on the 16th of April in the year 2026: I will not share it if it has personal information). It is 11:29 pm now, a minute to 11:30 pm. So, goodbye, until I write in this Longest Text Ever again (which is probably going to be tomorrow!).
A section that might be a bit smaller than normal in text because it was rushed
Okay, so, this is a rushed section for my Longest Text Evers since I am about to go to sleep right now. Luckily, I type fast, so this should be done right about...now. Okay, so, because I am writing this section as fast as I possibly can, it is not as long as the other sections, but that is okay. Well, I guess I will edit this Longest Text Ever again tomorrow! Goodbye!
Another rushed section
Well, that last section, it was a small section. The size of that last section was as half as a normal one! So, this is another rushed section, which might be as small as the last one (which was also a rushed section). Okay, so, a new chapter is going to start tomorrow (or until I add more text to this Longest Text Ever again). So, goodbye (after this last sentence in this chapter that I am putting today while I am editing this Longest Text Ever, which starts after the end parenthesis, the exclamation mark, and the space)! This is the aforementioned last sentence in this chapter, which marks the end of this section (the third section of the seventh chapter in this Longest Text Ever) and this whole seventh chapter altogether.
Chapter 8: This Might or Might Not Be an Eventful Chapter
Now I am just describing the chapter in the chapter titles
Well, this is another rushed section since I am contributing to my Longest Text Ever at 11:45 pm, and I have to go to sleep. So, as the title of this section says, it seems like I am just describing what might or might not happen in the chapter (basically predicting what I might talk about in the chapter in the title of that chapter before I start writing it). So, I should stop lengthening this Longest Text Ever, so, goodbye until I contribute to this Longest Text Ever again!
My visit to the zoo that happened yesterday
So, I forgot to write yesterday (which was April 20th, 2026) because I visited the zoo and saw penguins and some other animals (like polar bears, buffalo, fish, monkeys and gorillas). Anyways, since I did not write yesterday, here is another section with...interesting words!
The section about the interesting words found from the back of a dictionary
So, I found a dictionary and it has over a thousand pages! At the back of the book, there is a Games and Puzzles Wordbuilder, with words (like words that start in the letter Q but do not have U as a second letter, for example: qadi, qanat, qasida, qawwal, qawwali, qi, qibal, qigong, qin, qintar, qivuit, qwerty; also, another word mentioned in the page I am looking at that has the letter U not following letter Q but in the middle of the world is tariqa.) There are more words starting with X on that page too, like xanthic (meaning yellowish), xebec (which is a sailing ship), and xeme (a fork-tailed gull, also known (via a quick Google search) as Sabine's gull). Here are some more: xiphoid, xu, xylan, xyster, xyston, xystus. Now for two letter words, on the page before (and it goes on to the other pages), a selection (picked at random (not in alphabetical order, though), however, the dictionary lists all known two-letter words from aa to yu): aa, os, ou, ox, is, ja, ma, MD, me, mi, mo, MP, mu, my, fa, er, Ga, GI, go, hi, ho, ha, ag, ah, ai, at, bo, by, da, DJ, do, do, xu, ye, Yi, yo, yu. By the way, the thousandth page in the dictionary is the one starting with the word unorganized and ending with the word unproductive. Well, I have to do something now, so, goodbye!
Chapter 9: The Ninth Chapter in Chronological Order Which Was Made in a Single Day
More from that 1999 Guinness World Records book
Well, I have not updated this Longest Text Ever for three entire days, since I was busy and when I went to edit, the internet was slow (but still functioning). I measured it using a speed test and it was at its lowest at probably around a hundred kilobytes per second. Anyways, if you have read this Longest Text Ever, earlier in my Longest Text Ever (almost two years ago), I wrote about records, specifically records from the 1999 edition of the Guinness World Records. So, here are some more: George Kaminski collected thirteen thousand three hundred and eighty-two four-leaf clovers, one thousand three hundred thirty-six four-leaf clovers, seventy-eight six-leaf clovers, and six seven-leaf clovers while in prison. After searching it up, however, he was moved to a minimum security prison that did not have much clovers, and according to an article from 2008, he passed away that year while Ed Martin had already passed his record (he had one hundred sixty thousand clovers at the time that article was made).
Still some more
Did you know that in 1999, the most powerful laptop was an Apple PowerPC 750 RISC chip PowerBook G3? (Note: in the book it is spelled Powerbook with a lowercase "b" but my Apple device autocorrected it to PowerBook with an uppercase "B", so I just fixed it manually.) It was seven pounds and eleven ounces, making it difficult to carry in one hand. It had thirty-two megabytes of random access memory (RAM, specifically EDO DRAM) which could be expanded to one hundred and sixty megabytes.
The last section (that is just one sentence long, not counting the header (also known as the title)) of the ninth chapter
Well, right now, as I am writing this Longest Text Ever, it is currently eleven o'clock (specifically 11:31 pm), so I should probably go to sleep now, so, goodbye (until the next time I update this Longest Text Ever!).
Chapter 10: Chapter X (The Tenth Chapter)
This is yet another rushed section
Well, I have made ten chapters in total. It is 11:34 pm right now. So, as the title (also known as a heading, or a header, as mentioned previously in the third section of the ninth chapter) of this section states, it is yet another rushed section. So, that last section, the last section I wrote yesterday and which is right above this section, it must have been the shortest section I have written in this Longest Text Ever yet. So, well, I have to go to sleep, so, goodbye (until the next time I will update this Longest Text Ever, which will probably be tomorrow!). P.S. (Post Scriptum): The X is ten in Roman numerals, but you probably already knew that. Anyways, as I said already, goodbye (until the next time I contribute to this this Longest Text Ever, which will probably be tomorrow, but again, I said that already!).
The second section of the tenth chapter, made on April 26th, 2026 (which is a Sunday, by the way) at 11:23 pm
Well, ten chapters and around sixteen thousand characters after the start of my Longest Text Ever, I am now here. This is my second sentence in this section, which, as I already wrote in the heading of this section, is the second section of the chapter, which is numbered with the number ten (the tenth chapter, to put it in fewer words). There seems to be nothing interesting to talk about now, as we are going to go to sleep. So, goodbye, until the next time that I contribute to this Longest Text Ever (which might be on Monday, April 27th, 2026, which is tomorrow as of writing this Longest Text Ever, which is, as I have said already, Sunday, April 26th, 2026!).
The first section of two rushed sections, and also the final section of the tenth chapter of this Longest Text Ever
Okay, so, since I missed a day, I am writing two sections! These are sections that are going to be rushed, by the way. So, here is the next chapter, which will immediately follow after this final sentence of Chapter 10 (the tenth chapter)!
Chapter 11: The Chapter Numbered Eleventh
The final and second section of the two rushed sections, which is also the first section of the unoriginally named eleventh chapter
Well, it seems like I have written enough in this Longest Text Ever, so, goodbye, until I contribute to this Longest Text Ever again (the next contribution will be in the eleventh chapter).
The 46,596,104,761,239 mystery: solved!
So, it turns out that I had to clean up this Longest Text Ever not once, but twice! If you went to the top of this page, it says I had to remove some content (which I added after the second cleaning of this Longest Text Ever), and that included the section named 2A610045AF97 (which I removed on the first cleaning), which, if I convert it from hexadecimal to base ten, it is the number 46,596,104,761,239. That section just talked about random things, but it, of course, has very secret information. Yes, this Longest Text Ever was started in 2022, specifically August 13th, 2022 at 23:08:21 UTC, according to some logs that I found that includes the time and date of the creation of this page. Goodbye, until the next time I contribute to this Longest Text Ever again!
The final section of the eleventh chapter, which is rushed
Yes, this is a rushed section. So, today is Thursday, April 30th, 2026. Well, this seems like it is going to be a short section, and, well, it is. Well, goodbye, until the next time I update this Longest Text Ever with a contribution!
Chapter 12: A chapter with a section that mentions SpongeBob SquarePants, and others
The section made on the first of May, 2026
So, well, today is May the first (as already mentioned in the heading of this section). Did you know that the show SpongeBob SquarePants premiered on this day in 1999, first starting with the episode "Help Wanted"? Twenty-seven years later, it has become one of the most longest-running television shows in history, with sixteen seasons. Anyways, other than that, there seems to be nothing to talk about, so, I shall end this section right here. Okay, so, goodbye, until the next time I contribute by creating a new section (or sections) to this Longest Text Ever!
The second section of the twelfth chapter
It is currently Saturday, May the second, 2026 at 11:47 pm. Now, it is 11:48 pm, a minute passed by. Another minute passed by and it is now 11:49 pm, which is 23:49 in twenty-four-hour time. Now, it is 11:50 pm. It is twelve minutes to midnight, so, goodbye, until I go to the Longest Text Ever’s Fandom page and I create another section and add it to that page, and then I put it on my Neocities page as a backup!
Sunday, May the third, 2026 was when this section, the final and third section of the chapter that is numbered twelve chronologically, was created
Hello, I am back writing this Longest Text Ever. It is a Sunday, and it is the third of May, 2026, as I have already written down on the heading of this section. The time is now...wait, it is now 3:00 pm! I was going to say 2:59 pm, but a minute passed and it is now the start of the fifteenth hour on this day, which is the third day of the fifth month in the year two thousand and twenty six! Now, the time is 3:01 pm! Well, since two minutes have passed without me writing anything, this shall be the penultimate sentence of this twelfth chapter. Now this is the last sentence of the twelfth chapter, and now it is 3:05 pm, and a minute has passed, and now the time is now six minutes past three P.M., now it is seven, and by that I mean seven minutes past three, and now, goodbye, until, of course, I go into my wiki (the time is fifty-two minutes to four P.M. now), and contribute to this Longest Text Ever with the new thirteenth chapter, that will start after this sentence ends, which will end now, at the time three hours and ten (previously nine) minutes P.M.!
Chapter 13: The chapter that is numbered the thirteenth chronologically
The section made on May the fourth (be with you) and May the fifth, 2026.
It is almost midnight, one minute until midnight, in fact. Let me see how much I can write in a minute...so, today is Monday, the fourth of May, 2026, but I already said that in the heading of this section. Now, it just turned midnight. 12:00 am. Well, since it is midnight, goodbye...now it is a minute past midnight, so goodbye until I update this Longest Text Ever with a contribution, that, may or may not be longer than this section, but will still be a section (of the thirteenth chapter of this Longest Text Ever, the second section, in fact) nonetheless.
The second section of the chapter that is numbered thirteen, which is rushed
Okay, so, as the heading says, this is a rushed section, and the date is Tuesday, May the fifth, 2026, and it is 11:58 pm. Well, it is two minutes to midnight. Now, it is 11:59 pm, which is one minute to midnight. Now, it is midnight on May the sixth, 2026, and it is now a Wednesday. So, now, at 12:01 am, which is one minute past midnight, goodbye, until I update this Longest Text Ever with another section, the section that will end this chapter, the chapter that is numbered with the numbered thirteen!
The final section of the thirteenth chapter
This is the final section of Chapter 13, the chapter numbered with the number thirteen. Well, I have nothing to talk about, although it is 12:10 pm. By the way, today is the eighth day of the month of May (that rhymed) in the year 2026. Anyways, since I missed yesterday, we are starting the fourteenth chapter today!
Chapter 14: Chapter XIV, or, the chapter numbered with the number fourteen
The first section, chronologically, in the fourteenth chapter of this Longest Text Ever
Well, if you look at the titles for every section and chapter I have done recently, they were mostly unoriginal, except for the one chapter title about SpongeBob SquarePants. Anyways, goodbye, until the next time that I update and contribute to this Longest Text Ever!
The section started on Saturday, May the ninth, 2026, which is also the second section of the chapter numbered with the number fourteen chronologically
Okay, so, it is 11:43 pm right now...and now a minute has passed, so it is 11:44 pm. Anyways, this is going to be a short section, because it is rushed. It is now 11:45 pm, a quarter until midnight. One minute has passed, and it is currently 11:46 pm. 11:47 pm is the time now. Well, as it is now 11:48 pm, goodbye, until the next time I write (or edit, and/or create) a new section (or probably more than that, which depends if I forget to contribute to this Longest Text Ever) and add (or contribute) it to this Longest Text Ever!